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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Abby: “I can’t resist the temptation of plucking out that extremely long nose hair dangling out of your right nostril.”

2) Abby: “What makes you think that I would lower myself to your Neanderthal standards?”

Scott: “Ouch, that hurts. So what I was forced to spend the last few months of my life replenishing my hunger by feasting on dun beetles, I have feelings too you know.”

3) Abby: (Interior monologue) “Ohhh. I so much want to kiss this guy.”

Scott: (Interior monologue) “Ohhh. I so much want to kiss Victor.”