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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Sharon: “Slow down there cowboy. We broke up years ago and now you’re with Chelsea.”

Nick: “You mean to say that my Elvis impression wasn’t alluring enough. What would you say if I do a rendition of ‘Magic Mike’.”

2) Sharon: “Nope. Sorry. No need to show me where they conducted your hernia operation.”

3) Sharon: “I’m in full bloom of my femininity. My bosoms are glistening so brightly that I can see them reflecting off my nails.”