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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Nikki: “Oh what a lovely gift Jack, a Ming Dynasty cup from the 14th century.”

Jack: “Yes, and when you look inside you will see that this is where Dina stores her false teeth.”

2) Nikki: “It says: Six Flags Great Adventure.”

Jack: “That was a parting gift from the company. I played that creepy dancing old guy in the commercial.”

3) Nikki: “It says: ‘First Place’, for what Jack?”

Jack: “I once outlasted Joey Chestnuts at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest.”