Epic paternity twist: Billy’s real father is Carl Sagan!
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Zoperxplex
7 years ago
1) Billy: “There may be billions and billions of galaxies in the universe Victoria. But, you’re the only creature in the cosmos whose dimensions are so thin that when you turn sideways you disappear.”
2) Billy: “I gave up my illustrious career as a lecturer in cosmological physics at Harvard just so I can play the field just like my brother Jack here in Genoa City.”
3) Billy: “Carl Sagan? Can Sagan pull off these Air Jordans like I can?”
1) Billy: “There may be billions and billions of galaxies in the universe Victoria. But, you’re the only creature in the cosmos whose dimensions are so thin that when you turn sideways you disappear.”
2) Billy: “I gave up my illustrious career as a lecturer in cosmological physics at Harvard just so I can play the field just like my brother Jack here in Genoa City.”
3) Billy: “Carl Sagan? Can Sagan pull off these Air Jordans like I can?”