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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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7 years ago

1) Jack: “I should never have appointed you head of R&D Kyle. Two days on the job and already I’m getting complaints that our eyeshadow is making women spontaneously combust.”

2) Jack: “Kyle, you’re my son but you’ll never be a replacement for Gloria.”

Kyle: “For me to be that would be a violation of the Wisconsin penal code concerning inappropriate relations between family members.”

3) Kyle: “This is what I get for insisting he wear a purple tie for work.”