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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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7 years ago

1) Dina: “I must tell you how this young man here, Kyle, has enlightened me on the reinvigorating power of the church of Dianetics.”

2) Kyle: “You see this is proof positive of the efficacy of our new men’s body spray, the Elvis Effect, that we guarantee will make any woman swoon.”

3) Abby: “It’s a new marketing tool from Kyle. A blow up doll in his image. His idea is to present his facsimile at all our sales conventions with our distributors. The salesmen will simply control the doll through a hole in the rear end.”

Laura
Laura
Board Member
7 years ago

Dina: “Let’s go cut a rug at the Collonade Room”

Kyle: “I don’t have big enough scissors”