“Sorry I blew you off on Father’s Day. Now, please blow out this candle.”
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Zoperxplex
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7 years ago
1) Summer: “You see dad why I’m forced to hit you up for cash? I’m reduced to buying cupcakes as your birthday gift.”
2) Summer: “Sorry. I couldn’t afford anything bigger. Do you have any idea how expensive the fuel bill is traveling cross country in a Ferrari?”
3) Summer: “All you have to do is make a wish and this nightmare of your sweet, innocent, little daughter licentiously attempting to seduce the lover of your ex-wife who also happens to be her ex-brother-in-law will all go away.”
1) Summer: “You see dad why I’m forced to hit you up for cash? I’m reduced to buying cupcakes as your birthday gift.”
2) Summer: “Sorry. I couldn’t afford anything bigger. Do you have any idea how expensive the fuel bill is traveling cross country in a Ferrari?”
3) Summer: “All you have to do is make a wish and this nightmare of your sweet, innocent, little daughter licentiously attempting to seduce the lover of your ex-wife who also happens to be her ex-brother-in-law will all go away.”