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Zoperxplex
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6 years ago
1) Jack: “It’s a deal then. You won’t press charges and I agree to let you use Kyle as a sex muffin all you want.”
2) Jill: “I’ll only lower my voice the second Kyle is willing to remove his T-shirt and show me the pecs.”
3) Kyle: “Dad, you want me to deliver a knuckle sandwich?”
Jack: “Calm down boy. I was once married to this vixen. I know from experience it takes far sturdier stuff to jar loose her mettle. Hell, she can even beat Hulk Hogan in a wrestling match.”
1) Jack: “It’s a deal then. You won’t press charges and I agree to let you use Kyle as a sex muffin all you want.”
2) Jill: “I’ll only lower my voice the second Kyle is willing to remove his T-shirt and show me the pecs.”
3) Kyle: “Dad, you want me to deliver a knuckle sandwich?”
Jack: “Calm down boy. I was once married to this vixen. I know from experience it takes far sturdier stuff to jar loose her mettle. Hell, she can even beat Hulk Hogan in a wrestling match.”