Neil matches his man bag to the orchids

1) Neil: “Seriously, this purple purse doesn’t make me look effeminate does it?”

2) Neil: “I thought Ashley and I had something going particularly after we did the nasty over the weekend. But I keep calling her time and time again only to have my calls sent to her answering service. Do you think FedExing myself in a box pretending to be a birthday gift sound too desperate?”

3) Neil: “A word of advice Lily: a red chiffon ensemble with matching high heel pumps and split blouse does not scream ‘don’t mess with this b#$%&’ in the big house.”