04 Sep Photo CaptionsMariah considers a reunion with Tessa “Hmmm… Could I catch her with that butterfly net?” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! The verdict is in… Dina and Phyllis fighting over the remote control
1) Tessa: “In other words is Crystal’s life worth more than $20,000?”
Mariah: “Do you happen to know if those racketeers will accept a lay-a-away plan?”
2) Mariah: “I’m just fantasizing what the dating circuit will be like in a year when Lily is let out of jail and joins the LGBT community.”
3) Tessa: “I need $20,000 now and pronto.”
Mariah: “I happen to know a backdoor Chinese surgeon who is willing to pay good money for kidneys.”