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dianna
6 years ago
Ali your captions always make me laugh
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago
1) Mia: “My abuela once gave me a word of advice in the kitchen: ‘Never trust a cook who has the figure of a movie star.’.”
2) Mia: “It’s not my fault both of your brothers Lola are passionately in love with me. I told them there was a simple way to settle this once and for all-knife fight in the Octogon. Neither of them wanted to accept my suggestion.”
3) Mia: “There is one little secret I know you’re dying to learn Lola but I am never going to reveal to you. Which one is bigger!”
Ali your captions always make me laugh
1) Mia: “My abuela once gave me a word of advice in the kitchen: ‘Never trust a cook who has the figure of a movie star.’.”
2) Mia: “It’s not my fault both of your brothers Lola are passionately in love with me. I told them there was a simple way to settle this once and for all-knife fight in the Octogon. Neither of them wanted to accept my suggestion.”
3) Mia: “There is one little secret I know you’re dying to learn Lola but I am never going to reveal to you. Which one is bigger!”
#1 is brilliant
I thought it was good also