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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Abby: “Wow! A full length portrait of me riding on my horse during my ‘Naked Heiress’ stunt. How thoughtful.”

Abby’s real thoughts: “JERK!”

2) Abby: “What’s this?”

Arturo: “It’s a year’s supply of dead chicken heads. In Cuba we use them to ward off curses from the voodoo god BabalĂș.”

3) Abby: “Oh, it’s a giant portrait you.”

Arturo: “Yes, but I hope you won’t get the idea I’m a egomaniac but I really think it was too small.”