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Zoperxplex
6 years ago
1) Jack: “Ever since gay marriage became legal I have always wanted to explore my feminine side.”
2) Guard: “Chrysanthemums must only mean one thing: you convinced Kerry to put out last night.”
3) Guard: “Oh no! I’m nothing falling for that old trick again. First its flowers, then dinner and a movie. Then its a walk down the aisle. But I know this will only lead to heartbreak and me stranded alone with three kids having to wash clothes in the kitchen with a washboard.”
1) Jack: “Ever since gay marriage became legal I have always wanted to explore my feminine side.”
2) Guard: “Chrysanthemums must only mean one thing: you convinced Kerry to put out last night.”
3) Guard: “Oh no! I’m nothing falling for that old trick again. First its flowers, then dinner and a movie. Then its a walk down the aisle. But I know this will only lead to heartbreak and me stranded alone with three kids having to wash clothes in the kitchen with a washboard.”