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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Jack: “Check for a pulse. I believe my heart has stopped.”

Billy: “Jack, you seemed to have forgotten that every time you found a woman your arousal responses drains all your blood to the groin region.”

2) Jack: “Take a guess what I have in the palm of my hand. If you guess right you win the prize.”

Billy: “Oh no! I am not falling for that again. The last time it was an appointment for an enema.”

3) Billy: “So according to you that new mole on your wrist is suppose to resemble the face of Elvis?”