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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Nick: “Sorry Sharon. If we get any closer those closed circuit T.V. cameras will start recording an X-rated session and the next thing you know we will become the latest viral sensation.” 2) Sharon: “I know that you want to show how much you feel sorry for me but that does not give you an excuse to cop a feel on my posterior regions.” Nick: “Sorry. But it’s been two days since I kicked Phyllis out. TWO DAYS!” 3) Sharon: “Three years isn’t a long time. Will you be waiting for me when I finish my sentence?” Nick: “Seriously?… Read more »