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Zoperxplex
6 years ago
1) Victoria (in response to Nikki’s caption): “You do know that prison moonshine is marinated with convict urine.”
2) Victoria: “Mother, please calm down.”
Nikki: “How dare she throw the book at me! After all if I am off the canvas what other besotted, alcohol drenched, sixty-year-old battling MS floozy is there to replace me?”
3) Nikki: “Only three years for Sharon! I know, it’s the blue dress isn’t it? It’s the blue dress.”
Would like to see Sharon working laundry, with special privileges, with Nikki locked away in protective custody for 30 given the fame of the Newman name. Yes, Sharon is a Newman over Macavoy, but Nikki is frontburner. Victoria, another Newman, can brave it out banging it out in the shoe factory… No, I’m not happy, but when life hands you lemmons you make lemonade. Let’s get on with it! And in the end Victoria will not serve 10. And Nikki will certainly never do 30! Nick can run for govenor and ultimately grant clemency within 36 months for all! Hope… Read more »
Too late. Lily has “taken a walk on the wild side” with Big Bertha and the Genoa City chain gang. She is probably festooned with tattoos emblazoned on all sides including her intimate parts. The Ashbys are just going to have to get used to the new Lily chewing on a tooth pick on one side of her mouth while quenching her appetite with beef jerky and smokeless tobacco on the other.
1) Victoria (in response to Nikki’s caption): “You do know that prison moonshine is marinated with convict urine.”
2) Victoria: “Mother, please calm down.”
Nikki: “How dare she throw the book at me! After all if I am off the canvas what other besotted, alcohol drenched, sixty-year-old battling MS floozy is there to replace me?”
3) Nikki: “Only three years for Sharon! I know, it’s the blue dress isn’t it? It’s the blue dress.”
#3 is funny!
Would like to see Sharon working laundry, with special privileges, with Nikki locked away in protective custody for 30 given the fame of the Newman name. Yes, Sharon is a Newman over Macavoy, but Nikki is frontburner. Victoria, another Newman, can brave it out banging it out in the shoe factory… No, I’m not happy, but when life hands you lemmons you make lemonade. Let’s get on with it! And in the end Victoria will not serve 10. And Nikki will certainly never do 30! Nick can run for govenor and ultimately grant clemency within 36 months for all! Hope… Read more »
Too late. Lily has “taken a walk on the wild side” with Big Bertha and the Genoa City chain gang. She is probably festooned with tattoos emblazoned on all sides including her intimate parts. The Ashbys are just going to have to get used to the new Lily chewing on a tooth pick on one side of her mouth while quenching her appetite with beef jerky and smokeless tobacco on the other.
Thank you for reality check, Zoperxplex. Can always use it.