“It’s a Venus fly trap. I was hoping it might kill you.”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Billy: “I don’t know what’s worst: you or the bubonic plague.”
2) Lily: “How apropos. Your housewarming gift is as plastic as the claim that you are happy to finally see Billy moving on.”
3) Billy: “If the 52 cents you spent in Walmart to purchase that housewarming gift is any indication of how much you appreciate us getting together then your message has been heard loud and clear.”
1) Billy: “I don’t know what’s worst: you or the bubonic plague.”
2) Lily: “How apropos. Your housewarming gift is as plastic as the claim that you are happy to finally see Billy moving on.”
3) Billy: “If the 52 cents you spent in Walmart to purchase that housewarming gift is any indication of how much you appreciate us getting together then your message has been heard loud and clear.”