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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Chelsea: “This is getting ridiculous! Now the government has not only prohibited kissing because of the coronavirus but we have to make love with our clothes on too?”

2) Chelsea: “I wish our condo was like this farmhouse.”

Adam: “Why?”

Chelsea: “Where else can you abandon a home for fifteen years and expect to see not a single speck of dust?”

3) Chelsea: “Who told you that my most erotic fetish is making love to a man wearing shoes in bed?”

GARY
GARY
5 years ago

Too personal a question, but I will say this: Mad for plaid!