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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Adam: “Hello, is this Genoa City Metro Cable? I am calling to complain about a video on demand charge for a movie entitled ‘Overweight, Greased-Up, Nude Turkish Wrestling’.”
2) Adam: “Hello, is this DemonSeedUnlimited.Com, the web site which answers the question of whether you are a product of an ungodly alliance between a virginal maiden and a Spawn of Satan?”
3) Adam: “I don’t know where she got the idea but somehow Chelsea stumbled across a rumor that Caesar salad makes your member grow bigger.”
1) Adam: “Hello, is this Genoa City Metro Cable? I am calling to complain about a video on demand charge for a movie entitled ‘Overweight, Greased-Up, Nude Turkish Wrestling’.”
2) Adam: “Hello, is this DemonSeedUnlimited.Com, the web site which answers the question of whether you are a product of an ungodly alliance between a virginal maiden and a Spawn of Satan?”
3) Adam: “I don’t know where she got the idea but somehow Chelsea stumbled across a rumor that Caesar salad makes your member grow bigger.”