“I’ll take the job, but we both know the wine is poisoned.”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Adam: “My God Phyllis, what has Vegas done to you? You look like an entirely different woman!” Phyllis: “Look who’s talking.” 2) Adam: “Nightcap?” Phyllis: “Is this the way you always react to a home invasion?” Adam: “No, not unless that home invasion includes a burglar straight out of a Hugh Hefner wet dream.” 3) Phyllis: “You are cruel, heartless and self-possessed. You have no compassion for anyone regardless of how close they are to you and you show your insensitivity by expecting to smooth things over with me with a simple glass of wine?” Adam: “Oh this isn’t… Read more »
1) Adam: “My God Phyllis, what has Vegas done to you? You look like an entirely different woman!” Phyllis: “Look who’s talking.” 2) Adam: “Nightcap?” Phyllis: “Is this the way you always react to a home invasion?” Adam: “No, not unless that home invasion includes a burglar straight out of a Hugh Hefner wet dream.” 3) Phyllis: “You are cruel, heartless and self-possessed. You have no compassion for anyone regardless of how close they are to you and you show your insensitivity by expecting to smooth things over with me with a simple glass of wine?” Adam: “Oh this isn’t… Read more »