“This should be juuust long enough to strangle her with!”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Amanda: “And don’t give me that crap that it belongs to your sister because when was the last time Lily wore a clitoral clamp engraved with the words ‘To my first love, from Devon’?”
2) Devon: “So, I guess this means that a threesome is out of the question?”
3) Amanda: “Actually, I didn’t need to see the bracelet to know what had happened here. The smell of naked butt on the couch cushions was a dead giveaway.”
1) Amanda: “And don’t give me that crap that it belongs to your sister because when was the last time Lily wore a clitoral clamp engraved with the words ‘To my first love, from Devon’?”
2) Devon: “So, I guess this means that a threesome is out of the question?”
3) Amanda: “Actually, I didn’t need to see the bracelet to know what had happened here. The smell of naked butt on the couch cushions was a dead giveaway.”