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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Harrison: “Daddy I am frighten.
That woman you are about to marry is as pale and emotionless as the Venus de Milo with arms.”

2) Harrison: “The way you have been behaving lately your reputation as the ‘Loch Ness Monster’ is as authentic as the Abbotts having a housekeeper named Mrs. Martinez.”

3) Harrison: “When this whole rigamarole between you and mom is over can you reward me with Sharon Rosales as my therapist?”

Sharod
Sharod
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3 years ago

These comments were fantastic. You gave me a good laugh. It was needed. Thank you.