Author Archives: Ali

“Call downstairs and have someone bring me my slippers!”

“Dear Guy I Don’t Know, Please feel free to lounge around my apartment, go through my drawers, and take anything you want. Sincerely, Girl With Poor Judgement.”

“… and then he put on a cape and flew out the window!”

Looks like someone didn’t get the memo!

“Dad, you’re into chess now, not boxing. Remember?”