Author Archives: Ali

“If all else fails, just marry Victor, divorce him, and then burn his house down.”

“Ok. So, now that we know Michael likes chocolate cake, could he be… at a chocolate cake store?”

“Now is probably not the time to mention me and Keemo’s yearly Christmas card exchange…”

“It’s not a lie if you believe it!”

“Someone should really tell my father we’ve decided to go paperless.”