Author Archives: Ali

“You like candy corn, and I don’t! How can we ever make this relationship work?!”

… unless the show decides to burn down a beloved set, in which case, keep Sharon away from the matches!

… but the rest of us gave up a long time ago!

“I don’t know what this is… but I know I don’t like it.”

“What’s the problem? We drank pumpkin brains all the time growing up in Miami!”