Author Archives: Ali

“Yeah, I could totally design you a kick ass new robe! How do you feel about cut-outs?”

“How dare you try to make me more beautiful!”

“Now if I could only swap houses too…”

“Father! It’s Zippy! He’s been indicted for embezzlement. No, wait. That was mummy. I’m so confused!”

“What can you say about a man nobody knows?!”