Author Archives: Ali

“Mrs. Martinez! We need oatmeal raisin cookies STAT!”

“What?! I’m not Nick! I’m Nick’s evil twin! Mwahaha???”

“… and don’t even think about coming to the book club this week. I talked to Jan, and you’re OUT!”

“Lauren, when I picked YOU to design my wedding dress, I thought there would be, well… LESS of it.”

“Who’s a good little loaf of bread? You are! You are!”