Author Archives: Ali

“Hey, why isn’t my face on the front of this?”

“What this guy needs is a sweet turtleneck and suit jacket combo.”

“… and tell that Easter Bunny to get his tail over here immediately!”

“This ice cream reminds me of Chelsea: Gone before I got any.”

“Hey, you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs with a hammer, and then pulverizing them in a blender, and then setting them on fire. I mean, come on…”