“I was going to wear a red bow tie, but Pee Wee Herman threatened to sue me.”
Author Archives: Ali
For this one brief moment, I thought Devon was Malcolm.
“Really, spell checker? You gotta kick a guy when he’s already down?”
“See! We use FULL cups of prop coffee around here now!”
Professional baseball player/city councilman/real estate developer/urban developer/musician/bar owner x 2/coffee house owner/co-ceo of a multi-national conglomerate
“Hang on, I’ll have to call Sharon to bring me the handcuffs.”







