Author Archives: Ali

Make no mistake: She is silently judging you!

“… and make this young lady put on some clothes. It’s freezing in here. Even my jacket needs a sweater!”

“Nick? It’s me, Nick! I know, Nick. I’m Nick too! But, dude, how can we both be Nicks? I don’t know, dude, but one of us gets to go home to Chelsea tonight! Duuuude!!! Fist bumps.”

“Open your eyes, Kyle. Theo is harmless!”