“If YOU had to pretend to be married to Mother, you’d be drinking too!”
Author Archives: Ali
“I forgot to grab my waaallet!”
“It says here on page 5 that Nikki likes to have her feet tickled, correct?”
… while Lily and Cane make a joint effort to stop it!”
“… and I’m canceling her dinner reservations too. So, there!”
“Really, Nick? Straight from the bottle?!”







