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GARY
GARY
5 years ago

Don’t believe either of these characters would do junk food under any circumstances. Rather, micro peas…

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Billy: “This is just my way of addressing my vexatious psyche. I am hoping that if I chow down enough of these snacks my kidneys will explode.”

2) Billy: “I swear to God…if I didn’t know any better I would suspect that these snacks were laced with peyote seeds extract.”

3) Billy: “You might call them a reverse aphrodisiac. They work by making your waistline so extended that you no longer recognize that your babymaker exists.”