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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) News Bulletin: “Victor Newman is alive! Meanwhile further evidence heralds the imminent arrival of the Antichrist.”

2) News Bulletin: “Victor Newman is alive! But remember ladies and gentlemen: keep your distance. If he bites you then you too will be making communion with the living dead.”

3) News Bulletin: “Victor Newman is alive!”

Phyllis: “That’s not possible. Larry King looks more alive than Victor and he looks like a burlap sack of skin and bones with a ventriloquist dummy’s hand rammed up his backside .”

Laura
Laura
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5 years ago

#1 is brilliant