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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Lily: “You know what, wine and a foot massage is better than sex.”

Cane: “Curses, foiled again.”

2) Lily: “I love what you are doing honey but I don’t feel very comfortable while Charlie and Mattie is staring at us from behind you while you’re doing it.”

3) Cane: “I have to reveal a secret to you baby. In my previous life I wrangled wombats in Australia.”