Category Archives: Quotes

“I’m not lying. I’m just accentuating the positive!”

“Food consumed while naked always leads to dessert.”

“You want me to follow you around with an umbrella?” … and the answer is: Victoria! Said to Abby re: the Abbott/Newman war! Congrats to our big winners! Henry, Sandra, Colleen, Justin, Ambreen, Liz, John Christopher, Melissa, and Amanda!

“Any other tips, other than ‘don’t drool on myself’?” … and the answer is: Scott (to Sharon) … about attending his first official Newman event! Round of applause for: Henry, Bonnie, Justin, Jamie, Toby, Sandra, Beatrice, and Colleen!