Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Is it humble pie? No? Ok, then I’ll have some.”

“Get out of here! I’m naked under these clothes!”

“There is nothing simple about me.”

Look closely. Tucker’s nose blends in with the wall to create a Pinocchio effect.

“… and I’m not saying it just because he’s standing there!”

“No offense, but HELL has less drama than this place!”