Category Archives: Photo Captions

Not a judge. Just judging you.

“There are skeletons in your closet! And I need that closet space!”

“Oh, I thought this was the mall! I was just upstairs trying on clothes.”

“There’s a masquerade ball next week, so that could be arranged.”

“Sir, please roll down your window. My name is Detective Nick. I’m just here to make sure you’re not having any illicit affairs with my sister tonight…”

“Of course, it’s my natural hair color!”