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“It’s champagne alright, but apparently the ‘cham’ is silent.”

Just kidding. It’s a diamond necklace.

“Breakfast is served at 7am; the trash goes out on Thursdays; and the entire South wing is haunted. Welcome to the Abbott family home!”

“But, you can’t get fired if you never do any work!”

“… with a baseball bat. No further questions.”

“I just stare at the code until it confesses.”