Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Tomorrow, I’ll wear the green tie, and then you can wear the purple one. Ok?”

“OMG! Happy Labor Day!!!”

“Welcome to Society! We have 2 tables. One is for business, and one is for romance. Enjoy!”

“Hi. I just stopped by to give you HALF A MILLION DOLLARS.”

“I better make that tea a Long Island.”

This year, Fathers Day will be… complicated.