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“On Friday, he ate TWO pieces of Joy’s birthday cake, even though the break room sign said ONE piece per person. BUSTED!”

“Right, but doesn’t swimming in debt count as cardio?”

“Ah, there’s nothing more relaxing than having a cup of tea in Dina’s death chair.”

“Stop staring at my pillows.”

“I was wearing one before it was popular.”

“That’s right. We just had sex.”