Category Archives: Photo Captions

“… and if your employee doesn’t put the flowers on the tables fast enough, just karate chop him!”

“Ok, who ordered the anchovies?”

“Do you have any idea how fast you were going in here?”

“The answer is… Diane!”

“If it makes you feel any better, I watered the plants while I was there…”

“Hey guys! Can I hold hands too?”