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Doing what The Newmans do best: Playing games!

… you throw it on the ground and start crying!

“Michael Jordan is my favorite football player!”

“At least, your skull isn’t on a platter.”

“Come on in, buddy! I was just giving Mommy a skin cancer screening.”

“Kid, this town is FULL of zombies! People come back from the dead ALL THE TIME.”