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“Yes. I have BIG plans for you, Diane.”

It gets worse.

“Ooh! What’s in here? Is it goldfish crackers? Because, I could really go for some goldfish crackers.”

“What do you say we get better acquainted over a soda?”

“How did I get in here? I wore a fake mustache, so the security guards wouldn’t notice me.”

“Come on, you can’t have an empty belly…”