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With praise this good, it HAS to be imaginary.

“What’s a villain gotta do to get some cheese and crackers around here?!”

“I can’t feel my leg, but I can feel the universe.”

Guys, guess what? I’m about to bring a wanted criminal into our living room. DON’T let him sit on the Italian velvet couch.

Crushing disappointment coming in 3, 2, …

The foot said, ‘I’m just here for vibes.’