Category Archives: Photo Captions

“… but I’m about to get an eye-opener!”

“Oh, are you guys looking for a sperm donor? Because I can TOTALLY do that!”

“Ok, but if you steal from me again, I’m pressing charges this time!”

“It’s a boy! …and Dominic too!”

“Step aside! This is a job for alcohol.”

“… and I’m also measuring your patience!”