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“I wanna make baby oil out of you!!!”

Everybody and their uncle Jack knows Chance is alive!

“Don’t make me take off this belt! No, seriously. I don’t know if I could get it back on…”

“… and then I stopped at McDonalds, but they were all out of McNuggets, and I was like… Whaaat? So, I came here.”

48 Years. 12,000 episodes. We have reached the top of the mountain. Happy Thanksgiving!

He’s so good at this, he can do it with his eyes closed!