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“I love you guys soooo much, I could just SQUEEZE the life right out of you!”

“Aw, it’s Keemo’s Vietnamese toilet plunger! Hang on, I’m think I’m gonna cry! Can you hold this?”

“I mean, what’s Keemo gonna do? Come back from the dead and get us? #AmIRight?”

“I’m sorry, I just found out about Keemo’s death. I’ll be ok.”

“No, I was just… up all night waiting for Santa.”

“Ashland faked Keemo’s death?! No? He faked his chemo? Duuude. That’s bad too.”