Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Yum! Are these pumpkin spice?!”

“… and right here is where I will hide your body after I kill you and take control of the company! Oops. Wait, did I say that out loud?”

“You say potato. I say palazzo! Potato! Palazzo! Let’s call the whole thing off.”

Breaking News: Casting Shocker! Zippy the Fox FIRED from The Young and the Restless. Insiders say the stuffed star was sent on a one-way trip to the prop room. Y&R fans are outraged and say they will stop watching the show!

“My interests include: giving Swedish massage, making Swedish meatballs, and… fish.”

“I want to rip into you, but I don’t think I could tear through your athletic wear.”