Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Father! It’s Zippy! He’s been indicted for embezzlement. No, wait. That was mummy. I’m so confused!”

“What can you say about a man nobody knows?!”

“There is nothing more romantic than lion spew, don’t you think?”

“Surprise! Hope there’s nothing… illicit going on in here!”

“He eats pizza backwards! Crust FIRST. I’m telling you! The man is a psycho!”

“… but first, a 13-hour flight, dinner, a glass of wine, and a few more episodes!”