Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Actually, I made ‘Cook’ make the lemonade. So, in a roundabout way, it’s true…”

“Wellll, if SHARON asks me to…”

“How many fingers am I holding up? No, seriously. I can’t see a thing anymore.”

“Should I admit that I had her implanted with a tracking device too?”

“A boat, a race horse, and a 24-pack of beer?!”

“When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…”